I’m normal. My mom’s normal. My mom’s mom’s normal. I come from a long line of unquestionably normal Russian-descended, nudist-arsonist-pacifists called the Doukhobors. I grew up nestled in our hoard of sour cream containers in rural British Columbia, Canada. I’m currently living in Calgary, AB.

I wrote a PhD dissertation on the Doukhobors and Canadian multicultural politics at the (ahem, prestigious) University of Chicago. Getting my doctorate and being a professor for two years made my brain abnormally powerful. I thought: what better use of it than to abandon my academic career for coaching and comedianship (not a word).

That’s who the heck I am. Now—who the heck are YOU? Contact me ‘n’ tell me.

The heck I am

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